Big Daddy

An Excerpt from my "Angry Waitress Files"

Dear Ex Hooters Manager Who is Now My Boss,

No, I refuse to call you “Big Daddy”. I don’t care if the girls at Hooters called you big daddy I simply won’t. You are unprofessional and sexist. I apologize I wasn’t born with a dick, nor do I desire to have one. You have no clue how to run a restaurant. You do not put people with no experience on the best shifts, just cause they are your “homies”. You are white, which does not entitle you to have homies, and you are ugly and nasty which will never entitle you to be called “big daddy”. Guess what? It was me who miss rang the four shots last night. It was me… It was me. It was you who acted like the ass hole. Please mention one more comment involving the word “faggot” and I promise I will spend even more time in my head threatening to sue you, and not doing it.