I guess I am self involved after all
The other night my friend heather left her drivers license in my purse. When I returned it to her I asked “when did you get rid of your red hair.” She informed me that the change was over two years ago. Five minutes later she asked if I thought she lost weight… I replied “Fuck you I’ve thought your hair was red for the past three years, you expect me to notice five pounds?”


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