I fucking hate Colorado news castors or anchor people or what ever the hell they are. See here’s the deal Today is the FIRST day of spring according to the calendar. And EVERY year on this day it snows in Colorado, or is cold, or crappy or something not spring-ish. It’s been this way for as long as I can remember. And EVERY year I happen to catch the news on this day and EVERY year I hear those stupid ass anchor news people (always with bad hair) say shit like…
“Well, what a day to start off spring”
Or
“This isn’t looking much like the first day of spring”
Or
“Well there’s nothing like snow to ring in the spring”
Or
“This is really some weather for the first day of spring”
Or…..
Need I say more?
Listen fucks, yes its spring according to the calendar and guess what? This isn’t a Colorado ONLY calendar! It’s always going to snow the first day of spring, and its NEVER going to snow the first day of winter, shut up with your stupid banter before I rip you out of my T.V. and give you a reasonable hair cut!
# posted by laurenblogs @ 7:55 PM
