The Secret Life Of Lauren

Some things about this amazed me.

Number one, you can buy a vibrator right at the mall, in Spencers. Now I am far from a prude or even that conservative for that matter, but children go into this store all the time.

Ok I guess the children aspect doesn’t bother me as much as the fact you can buy a vibrator at the MALL. No more creepy porn store, where the guy with no arms rings me up and tries to put batteries in my new little friend.

Most what I love about this is the writing on the box. I saw it and was a bit excited as its “waterproof” which made me excited enough, not to even need to use something like that. I almost went right there in the store.

I didn’t buy it however, if you look closely is says “Great for FIRST time users.”

I am SOOOOO not a beginner at this sport!!!

# posted by laurenblogs @ 6:59 PM