The Secret Life Of Lauren

I think I should sue Speak and Spell. After all of the money my parents spent on this crap look where I am today.

KATIELAUREN (10:48:34 PM): ok trying to write and so can't spell a word that I cant even type and ask you, so I HAVE to describe what I am talking about and you guess the word

Former Mrs ODB (10:48:47 PM): okay

Former Mrs ODB (10:48:51 PM): go ahead dude

KATIELAUREN(10:49:09 PM): once there was a lady who got hot coffee spilled on her so she _______ Mcdonalds

KATIELAUREN(10:49:16 PM): fill in the blank

Former Mrs ODB (10:49:17 PM): sued

KATIELAUREN (10:49:34 PM): god dude i thought that then i thought i was soooo off

KATIELAUREN (10:49:45 PM): on so singular sue???? like the name?

Former Mrs ODB (10:50:11 PM): no, she would be suing them

Former Mrs ODB (10:50:13 PM): so yeah

Former Mrs ODB (10:50:14 PM): sued

KATIELAUREN (10:50:28 PM): I'm going to _____ you..... (sue)?

Former Mrs ODB (10:50:37 PM): but if youre drunk, it probably looks like it s pronouced SUU-ED

Former Mrs ODB (10:50:39 PM): yes

Former Mrs ODB (10:50:40 PM): sue

KATIELAUREN(10:51:36 PM): sue, sued or suing?

KATIELAUREN (10:51:46 PM): I'm taking grammar so i need to be spicific

Former Mrs ODB (10:52:32 PM): well, you might want to start by spelling specific right

Collage, sucsess and illertariate…( and aparently spicific)

I fully blame the Speak and Spell for failing to teach me important words a collage graduate should know ...such as college, success and illiterate