The Secret Life Of Lauren

Here was my afternoon AIM conversation with my loving brother. Perhaps an explanation is in order of why I refer to him as “pubes” All I will say is it has less to do with him shaving them all off and putting them in a box to give our cousin for Christmas and more to do with an old friend who mistook his real nickname to be the word for "hairy part unmentionables. "

KATIELauren (1:46:37 PM): hi pubes

Pubes (1:47:22 PM): hey

KATIELauren (1:46:56 PM): hows work?

Pubes (1:47:41 PM): ok

Pubes (1:47:44 PM): and junk

KATIELauren (1:47:06 PM): I dont remember much of the working life now that I am retired

Pubes (1:47:52 PM): fuck you

I think I might consider this retirement thing more now that I know how much it gets his hair in a bunch!

# posted by laurenblogs @ 12:09 PM