still looking

Me: What are you doing

Her: Working

Me: Having a job sucks you should retire

Her: What, you mean like you?

Me: Nah I’m not retired anymore

Her: Oh then what are you?

Me: I’m a house wife.

Her: You’re not married

Me: Fine then I’m a house fiancé

One hour of conversation later

Her: So are you looking for a job.

Me:…ummm I told you I have a job I am a house fiancé

Her: You REALLY need a job