Why I Love My Best Friend

She wrote me an email asking what kind of dress she needed for my wedding. It’s a simple beach wedding so I told her anything goes, and she needs a dress for a cocktail party the night before. Here is her reply….

I will get a dress and will email you a picture once I finally settle. Oh and I got nipple tassels and a super cute sparkle thong for the cocktail party. I hope there are lots of "cocks" to compliment my outfit!

Please don’t tell anyone she is a MOTHER, I would be scared of the repercussions.

-Lauren

Dangs BACK OFF

Out of retirement! Working… way hard. Mostly teaching again, some writing, and some working for a non profit writers guild. The later being the things I love. However teaching the little folk will always be my favorite past time, and pays the bills

So those of you that keep leaving snotty comments about my not being here, back off! Why you gotta hate on a busy sister?