Fe Fi Fo Fum

I have just received pictures from my brothers wedding in Mexico. It wasn’t pretty. I look like the Jolly Pink Giant. Or perhaps it appears that there were in fact supposed to be two more bridesmaids and I ate them. Cheeseburger anyone?

lazy

After spending a wonderful Sunday morning driving down the beautiful Colorado Rocky Mountains suffering from a post wedding hangover, a certain thought came to mind. What in the world would posses a person to wake up on a morning such as this and decide “I think I’ll take my bike out for a nice little stroll UP a fucking mountain.” Those people are not smart or in shape, or even admirable… those folks are just plain fucking stupid. Or as I would like to say, perhaps nursing a touch of the tard.

Lauren