Still Job Less

Today I played Jeopardy against my dog. I totally kicked his ass. Then to rub it in I picked up his plastic hamburger toy spiked it, and did a touch down dance. Silly dog didn't even get one right!!

Lauren

Things I wonder

Not having a job leaves me lots of time to ponder many important things, such as... Is it possible to spit in your own face?

-Lauren

Are You Fucking Kidding Me???

So the other day when I was all optimistic I found this "quit counter" Now it says...


Lauren - Free and Healing for Four Days, 12 Hours and 1 Minute, while extending my life expectancy 9 Hours, by avoiding the use of 113 nicotine delivery devices that would have cost me $19.70

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!

All of this for 9 more hours of life... someone PLEASE tell me something I can possibly do in those last 9 hours to make even one minute of this bullshit worth it!!!!

Someone- TOMORROW run me over with your car.... please!!!

Throwin Punches

It has been 66 hours since I last had a cigarette. I am thinking I should pick up another self destructive habit such as eating razor blades or punching myself in the face repeatedly.

-Lauren