Look 'y' at me friend!!!

I know, I promised posts about Italy, and I am long over due for my anual Christmas letter, however it is all for a GOOD reason. And NO! I am not knocked up! In the mean time check out one of my old writing pals (real life) I love her and miss her, but don't tell her so or she might think i want to lock lips with her.....

http://www.breedavies.com/


Lauren

Shi*T

Am I seriously watching Marc Anthony sing PAUL SIMON's Mrs. Robinson LIVE on T.V.? I Never, hardly EVER, comment on TV or celebrity shit...but are you kidding me? J Lo's Spermanator had the RIGHT to sing some Paul? I swear to GOD if he had even thought of pulling out some Billy Joel's "My Life" I would have moved to Canada!!!!

Fug

Ok ,so I was caught... a comment on my last post left from "s" stated that she "in fact KNEW I was home" from Italy. So yes, I am home... and have been for weeks.... I have been busy. The part that bothers me is not that I have been home or it has been a few weeks since an update but the fact ONE of my friends finds it ok to sign with"S". Now, I know a friend that signs with "M" but that is Michelle and I know it... come on"S" come out of the closet, I know its you, it's ok to admit you love me and visit here. The "M" doesn't bother me... Michelle is paranoid about people that don't know her, knowing things about her. The "S" is inexcusable... it is Steph or Sarah, and I don't care which one of you it is but neither of you have anything to hide and might as well come out, here and now!!!! Come right out of the closet and admit to knowing me.... I'm not all that bad! Things could be worse.

And for the rest of you, my busyness is for a reason..... My book will be printed in less than 3 weeks, and there is more in the future... For now I leave you with this online conversation between me and my brother after I heard I didn't get a position I really didn't want, but NO ONE likes getting beat out for a job!!!!!!!

KATIELAUREN: ugh I’m going to go cry now because I didn’t get the job

PUBES: really?

PUBES: why?

KATIELAUREN: beat out by a teacher with 15 years experience

PUBES: oh

KATIELAUREN: who, with 15 years is willing to work for 17,000 a year?

KATIELAUREN: that’s bullshit

PUBES: U can't do anything about that

KATIELAUREN: I'll be right back

PUBES: at least you didn't get beat out by a retarded midget

PUBES: that would be something to cry about

And that is why I loves me family!!!!!

Until next time...

Lauren