No excuses

I say no excuses but I have many....

It's been almost two months since a post and if there are any readers left they should know I have NO excuses. I ditched you on promised stories from Italy, and stories of how I am not longer retired ( don't get excited I still don't have one of those real jobs) and things about my book.

The NEWS: I have a book....!!!!!! Much more work than I thought it would take...but it is done... but before you start your cheers, long time readers of this blog, meaning my friends in real life like Steph and Michelle, and then my friends in not real life like Paula ( P. The Fuck. S. where did your website go?) will see that the book is a mere attempt at thinking I finished something. In other words meaning you perhaps have read most of it on here. So why would you go and buy it for $14.95? I don't know perhaps because you are either stupid enough or you love me enough to keep coming back here even when I haven't updated in almost 2 months! You decide SUCKER!!!

For now if you want to order it best way is though www.lulu.com.... search for the Title "Loud Mouth" and Author... who else but "Katie Lauren" And yes before you rag on me, I am self published, and yes I know it is a cop out, and not I didn't do it because I couldn't find a real publisher. I did it because I wanted to hold something in my hands that was mine and ONLY mine.... and I can't ever explain to any of you how damn fucking good that felt!!!!

Kaite Lauren