An Open Letter to The Anonymous Commentor on my Last Post

Dear Anonymous,


I can only begin to ponder which one of my readers that reads the website would leave this comment. I am guessing by the fact that you read this it means you know me. And I am guessing if you know me you would know that :

A. I am all talk.
B. I get bored with things quickly
C. The fact that I am a twenty eight year old professional waitress proves the fact I have absolutely zero ability to follow through with anything
D. I am far to busy fucking the bitches and slapping the ho’s to write a post every day
E. D is not true but it would be cool if it were

Ok really I bombed on the post a day. Perhaps Christmas time was a bad time to try and do this. Things have been busy. Besides I super want a digital camera to take pictures to put on here. Pictures make things so much easier to write about. For example I shaved my puppy last night, making him bald on his body but left his super puffy head. It’s a riot, but you cannot see because I have no camera. So you can take my word for it, but it’s just not nearly as good. I think perhaps I am the only person alive (or under age eighty) that doesn’t have a digital camera. Maybe if I wasn’t so bad this year Santa would have brought me one for Christmas. Christmas isn’t over you think…trust me I was naughty and ain’t getting shit let alone a camera this year.

So no “post a day”… but I can promise my annual Christmas update letter is on the tip of my tongue and should be here any day now.

P.S.

I love St. Louis… it doesn’t snow, it doesn’t rain… if fucking rains Ice in the middle of the day… lightning and thunder included… wouldn’t you like to see a picture of that? Oh wait… no camera~!

P.P.S

DENISE- I never book marked your site I have ALWAYS gotten to it by clicking on your name on my comments… and now it won’t let me get there anymore. PLEASE HELP ME FIND YOU!

Katie Lauren