The places you wouldn't go sober

Sometimes at night we get drunk enough to decide this is a place that is safe to eat at. Sometimes if you are super lucky like last night you can see the guys butt crak thats cooking. Most of the time you choose the option of peeing in the parking lot rather than going into the dungon basement to use the "emplyoee only" bathroom. There are no tables, no cleanliness, and you have to be buzzed in by a door buzzzer. Always you meet strange drunk people. It's like where the smartest movers and shakers in St. Louis meet to discuss to economy, stock market and US foreign policy.
Like last night when a total Chad screamed out "Vancouver's the SHIT! Seattle Represent"


2 Comments:
What are you talking about...Places you won't go when you're sober.....Shit, I won't go to The Courtesy Diner, even when I'm wasted. Unless I'm comotose, then it isn't my fault when someone drags my carcass over to a stool and props me up.
FYI....I actually have been in the dungeon, OOPS..I mean the bathroom there. Scariest fucking place ever. I kept expecting to see someone manacled to the wall. Or small children being fattened up under the stairs.
Karen this place is SO SO SO much worse that Courtesy Diner!
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