For Dummies
Tonight I borrowed a Wine For Dummies book from a friend. I've always been intrested in learning more about wine. There are a few things I do know going into it.
1. I like It
2. It shouldn't come in a box, unless you are broke and really want some
3. White Zin isn't wine its a big ass wine cooler
The books for Dummies got Tom and I talking. What could you be hired to write a books for Dummies book about?
Mine:
1. How to get a college degree and not use it.
2. How to be a terrible speller and even worse at Grammer
3. How to raise super cute lovable dogs
4. How to spend money like you have it when you don't
5. How to write books that will offend your parents
6. How to start a million projects and never finish them
SO Internet... What would be your Books For Dummies?
Katie Lauren
1. I like It
2. It shouldn't come in a box, unless you are broke and really want some
3. White Zin isn't wine its a big ass wine cooler
The books for Dummies got Tom and I talking. What could you be hired to write a books for Dummies book about?
Mine:
1. How to get a college degree and not use it.
2. How to be a terrible speller and even worse at Grammer
3. How to raise super cute lovable dogs
4. How to spend money like you have it when you don't
5. How to write books that will offend your parents
6. How to start a million projects and never finish them
SO Internet... What would be your Books For Dummies?
Katie Lauren
posted by KatieLauren at
10:09 PM
6 Comments:
How to always say you're going to go on a diet and never go on it
How to waste all of your time on facebook
39 ways to ruin a perfectly good cookie recipe
How to write a 10 page paper in 4 hours (hint: pay your room mate $80 to do it)
he he I had to laugh at the comment about White Zin. I learned the difference between white zin and a true Zin late last year. My sister works at a Vineyard and was educating me on the nuances of Red Wine.
The sisters got good and drunk that evening but we spent a lot of time laughing. BTW, like the new design.
I think I'd write the Dummies book of joy because there's just not enough around.
How To live "for daily sustenance rather than future acquisition"
How to pop zits
How hold in body fluids for ample amounts of time because you're playing games on facebook
How to organize your closet in color order and not be OCD about it
how to dream of great things without actually doing them
how to criticize those who have done great things because their great things don't live up to my standards
What do you mean, Wine shouldn't come in a box? Shit, thats the only way to drink it! The first time I ever got drunk was at my friend bj's house, and we were playing circle of death. We had to drink outta margarita glasses because she didn't have wine glasses. But you figure that you don't need wine glasses if you drink out of a box. Thats the rule.
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