New Website in the Works... Totally PC
I was searching through the site stats on my website today. This, was just after I returned a lost dog to his owner which is another story in itself, or perhaps eight stories in it self because I seem to have this strange knack for finding lost dogs.
So about the stats. I was looking through a list of search words or phrases that people searched for on Google/Yahoo/(Are there still people using ask.com?) My all time favorite being the phrase "Things on My Tard" Yes the keywords "Things on My Tard" lead straight to my website. Strange? Yes! Sad? Yes? Proud? a little: )
I am having a hard time keeping a straight face. The kind of mature adult in me knows there is nothing funny about making fun of retarded kids, but the eighth grader in me cannot resist the chuckle. I keep picturing that website stuffonmycat.com. I just picture a bunch of retarded kids balancing beer cans on their heads, crazy crowns, socks etc...
I am sick... and need help...and perhaps a good beat down.
"Things on My Tard"
Haha
Good thing I earned a few Karma points for the return of the lost dog, I might be able to keep at least one of my toes above the surface of hell!
So about the stats. I was looking through a list of search words or phrases that people searched for on Google/Yahoo/(Are there still people using ask.com?) My all time favorite being the phrase "Things on My Tard" Yes the keywords "Things on My Tard" lead straight to my website. Strange? Yes! Sad? Yes? Proud? a little: )
I am having a hard time keeping a straight face. The kind of mature adult in me knows there is nothing funny about making fun of retarded kids, but the eighth grader in me cannot resist the chuckle. I keep picturing that website stuffonmycat.com. I just picture a bunch of retarded kids balancing beer cans on their heads, crazy crowns, socks etc...
I am sick... and need help...and perhaps a good beat down.
"Things on My Tard"
Haha
Good thing I earned a few Karma points for the return of the lost dog, I might be able to keep at least one of my toes above the surface of hell!
Labels: going to hell, website
posted by KatieLauren at
6:18 PM
3 Comments:
You must admit things are getting better for the untarded. At least we no longer have the terribly offensive and dehumanizing "Turds on my Tards" quarterly publication.
(note: i do not really think making fun of the Tardedly Challenged is funny. Some of my best friends are tards.)
Please alert me if there really is such a web page!
I confess: I use the term "tard" too, but anymore I've had to go underground with it (not PC and all). Can I just say it makes me feel better to know I'm not alone in my secret non-PC usage of the aforementioned term?
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