When mornings in My House Go Bad

I woke up this morning when Tom was leaving for school. Yes internet, I date a school boy and I am just totally ok with this. So as he was leaving for school I reminded him to pick out something totally "gay-ish" to wear. Why you ask? Tom is taking an Oral Communications corse which I think is just the long name for Waste of Time and Money 101. Last week when playing some stupid get to know you game the idea was presented to the class that Tom was perhaps gay. And Tom being...well... Tom didn't really bother to say otherwise. So here is the conversation that took place at 7:00 am in my house

Me: You better wear some tights pants or something you don't want to disappoint them

Tom: What everyone who wears tight pants is gay?

Me: No Tom, but perhaps maybe it was your sweet Reba shirt you wore last week that tipped them off

Tom: So, what everyone who likes Reba is gay?

Me: No Tom not everyone who likes Reba is gay. But Twenty something boys who wear airbrushed Reba shirts from the 80's are.

Tom: How's the weather back there in 1950?



**** Disclaimer The picture of the Reba shirt posted is not in fact the Reba shirt Tom owns and insists on wearing. The Reba shirt Tom owns and insists on wearing is in fact WORSE if you can even believe it.

Katie Lauren