It's At Times Like This I Couldn't Be More Proud

Once again today I glanced at my site tracker. The one that makes me feel like people are reading this even if most of you don't comment. The one that lets me see what people are typing into search engines to get to my site. Tonight I couldn't have laughed harder if I wanted to, because tonight I saw a statistic, a number, a person who typed a few words into Google that lead them to my site. My site was located sixth on the list on Google if you searched these words...

"wives who fart and shit if front of their husbands"

I am sure at this moment in time I couldn't feel more proud if I had won an Oscar

New Website in the Works... Totally PC

I was searching through the site stats on my website today. This, was just after I returned a lost dog to his owner which is another story in itself, or perhaps eight stories in it self because I seem to have this strange knack for finding lost dogs.

So about the stats. I was looking through a list of search words or phrases that people searched for on Google/Yahoo/(Are there still people using ask.com?) My all time favorite being the phrase "Things on My Tard" Yes the keywords "Things on My Tard" lead straight to my website. Strange? Yes! Sad? Yes? Proud? a little: )

I am having a hard time keeping a straight face. The kind of mature adult in me knows there is nothing funny about making fun of retarded kids, but the eighth grader in me cannot resist the chuckle. I keep picturing that website stuffonmycat.com. I just picture a bunch of retarded kids balancing beer cans on their heads, crazy crowns, socks etc...

I am sick... and need help...and perhaps a good beat down.

"Things on My Tard"
Haha

Good thing I earned a few Karma points for the return of the lost dog, I might be able to keep at least one of my toes above the surface of hell!