It's At Times Like This I Couldn't Be More Proud

Once again today I glanced at my site tracker. The one that makes me feel like people are reading this even if most of you don't comment. The one that lets me see what people are typing into search engines to get to my site. Tonight I couldn't have laughed harder if I wanted to, because tonight I saw a statistic, a number, a person who typed a few words into Google that lead them to my site. My site was located sixth on the list on Google if you searched these words...

"wives who fart and shit if front of their husbands"

I am sure at this moment in time I couldn't feel more proud if I had won an Oscar

Waiting

Because it is late and I don’t have the energy to write one of the million things I have been meaning to write I will leave you with a Facebook IM conversation between my friend Marcus Geraldo and myself tonight. I work with Marcus Geraldo at the sweatshop restaurant and tonight, at work we had a pleasant exchange of compliments insults.

Marcus Geraldo is also a stand up comedian you can find him here www.Marcusisfunny.com

*Names have been scratched out to protect the innocent

Marcus Geraldo-hey sorry for calling you grumpy or moody or whatever I said tonight

Katie-haha i dont care I thought it was funny (MANAGER) thought we were really fighting. I think we always talk to each other like that

Marcus Geraldo-yeah, but it was kinda mean

Katie- you were super grumpy tonight... and i can be super moody and grumpy there
I need to go get a real job I'm too old and have been doing this shit too long

Marcus Geraldo-I feel that way too. This comedy shit better take off soon. I'm tired of working like a rube

Katie-I even wonder if for the time I should just go be a manager somewhere
I would feel like such a loser if I did that
but it has benefits and not less bullshit, but different bullshit

Marcus Geraldo-yeah, but would it be worth the money?

Katie- for benefits yeah, for me to have decent health insurance it’s like 300 a month

Marcus Geraldo-wow, mine's way cheaper than that. You have a third arm or some shit?
don't tell me if it's personal

Marcus Geraldo-I don't like you enough to care

Katie- no just a past of shit, nothing super major but they still freak out about anything

Marcus Geraldo-and the HIV? say it... "and the HIV"

Katie- yeah that and herpes

Katie- and you would not even imagine how much crabs raise insurance these days

Marcus Geraldo-that's your fault for getting the over the counter shampoo...

Katie- that was shampoo?

Katie- I think I might just post this conversation on my website

Marcus Geraldo- go for it. but can you change my name to Geraldo?